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i really want to blog, but can't seem to find any serious inspiration. here are some random thoughts in no particular order:

- ben affleck and jennifer garner are the most no-talent having piss-poor movie making couple in the history of the universe (see: daredevil, elektra, jersey girl);
- the one skill i had, video gaming, has officially left my body. i can't even play halo 2 anymore - 12 year olds run circles around me and kill me before i even get a shot off;
- i'm officially tired of my job - anyone hiring?;
- rants and raves on craigslist might be the funniest thing on the internet - the last bastion of non-p.c. ranting (i suppose the anonymous part really helps);
- i need to buy a house/condo;
- elektra is a really really REALLY bad movie - don't ever watch it (somehow i can't find the strength to pick up the remote to turn it off);
- i really think that airborne works;
- i've lost 10lbs this month, but i still feel the same - what's up with that;
- i'm more psyched for the party that goes with the superbowl than the superbowl itself - steelers 31 seahawks 21 - there, you don't have to watch (especially the second half when sargent slaughter orders the bus to melt the clock);
- survivor starts thursday - sweet!;
- the bachelor is the lamest show on tv (spoken by a former bachelor addict);
- cherry 7up plus + absolut citron = tasty;
- ginger ale + the captain = cream soda = tasty;
- comcast sucks - nickel and dime ya every step of the way;
- samsung a900 is superior to the razr v3c in every respect;
- microsoft is dumb for undersupplying the us with 360s - driving up demand, yes, but losing profits too;
- true life: i have ocd might be the best episode of the best show on tv.

that's right. i said it.

MO