hi-larious III

thank you dan pashman, senior producer at air america, for telling me about this clip. admittedly i don't watch the colbert report, or the daily show. i know, i'm a loser, i suck - you're the 10,000,000th person to tell me that, do you feel like a big person now? anyway, stephen colbert spoke at the white house correspondence dinner a few nights ago and ripped bush while bush was 2 seats away. the speech was hilarious on it's own, but when you consider bush is sitting right next him it's even funnier. it's 24 minutes long, so grab a drink, but it's funny. good times.

idol - wow. i love that chris went, that rocks like nickelback! wait a minute... anyway, katharine deserved to go, and she knew it. i still cannot believe the muppet has yet to be in the bottom two - unbelieveable. next week should be interesting. as a first time idol viewer, i have to say that i'm kind of annoyed with the filler - like i need to see priscilla presley show me elvis' gold records. by the way, what happened to priscilla? her face is expressionless. i don't think she's capable of smiling. train. wreck. anyway, i'm really hoping for an elliott/katharine final. go ahead, tell me i'm a sucky loser again.

finally, i'm proud to make another jen announcement. after months of searching, and interviewing, jen has finally found...a new favorite show to replace west wing. what, you thought i was going to say job? yeah, no. jen is in love with tour de gorge. if you have inhd or inhd2, you're probably familiar with this show - it's competitive eating in 30 min segments. specifically, she's in love with eater x, tim janus (read about the inner workings of x here). conversely, i'm in love with cookie jarvis. i mean, just look at his 'bib sheet' - cannolis, chicken fingers, corned beef, french fries, ice cream - he likes everything i do. except he likes his by the pound. i can only hope that i would look so good as i finished my 21st cannoli. you think yankee/red sox games get us pumped, you should see us when x and cookie go head to head for 8 minutes of dumpling action (seriously, cookie ate 91 (NINETY-ONE!!!) dumplings in 8 minutes. i love him.

MO